Awbrey sings the hits of ke$ha from the point of view of Dexter Morgan...

[bequeath]

DEXTER'S TIK TOK
wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a killer
only stab the bad guys there's no fluffy filler
i got my kit, and my boat, and a petree dish
and they ain't nevah gonna catch me brawh
they only ~wish~

i'm talkin' powersaws to their bones~bones
workin' it all alone~lone
then i'll settle down in my home home

i got my coverup with the p.d.
hangin' out with mah sis~sy
shit's always keepin' us bu~u~sy

dad's ~code~
is my abode
can't go down another road
tonight
imma fight
set these motherfuckers right

tick tock
your bio clock
is about to hit full stop
yeah
oh~awoh~awoh~OHHHHH
oh~awoh~aowh~OHHHHH

just stop
i'm a cop
and i'm gonna fuck you up
tonight
imma fight
set these motherfuckers right

tick tock
your bio clock
is about to hit full stop
yeah
oh~awoh~awoh~OHHHHH
oh~awoh~aowh~OHHHHH

(all of this ... was written by me thanks to a ridiculous plurk. enjoy this.)


Dexter Morgan's Tik Tok